https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/jaipur/jaipur-councillors-allege-500-cow-deaths-at-hingonia-centre-seek-action-5586692/
Saturday, February 16, 2019
Nationalized Cows
https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/jaipur/jaipur-councillors-allege-500-cow-deaths-at-hingonia-centre-seek-action-5586692/
Tuesday, February 05, 2019
National Security Act
Saturday, February 02, 2019
Tuesday, January 01, 2019
Happy New Year, India!
For now, we must not wear black. The PM is coming!
Don't wear black!
Sunday, November 25, 2018
Oriya Pride Hurt By Satire
The committee also recommended to the House to direct the state government to provide material to Mitra to educate him about the art, culture, history and the people of Odisha.From: https://indianexpress.com/article/india/odisha-asembly-abhijit-mitra-konark-sun-temple-police5451583/
One can't see how a cultured people with a rich history that they know of and are proud of can be so easily offended. If you treat your history so sacrosanct you probably have very little to be proud of. May be most of it is just false pride, either out of not much of a great history or simply an ignorance about it, which likely implies a terrible present. I would expect all this to correlate highly with an inability to digest satire and a tendency to get easily offended.
Brand Thackeray
Ram certainly enjoys devotees that must be his neighbors' envy.
https://indianexpress.com/article/india/uddhav-thackeray-ayodhya-live-updates-shiv-sena-ram-temple-adityanath-5462333/
Ram Ram!
https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/ayodhya-ram-statue-to-be-taller-than-statue-of-unity-says-uttar-pradesh-government-1952923?pfrom=home-livetv
Thursday, October 04, 2018
Religious man's God lacks a sense of humor and so does he
https://thewire.in/law/sc-bail-plea-analyst-konark-temple
Religious people have clearly little sense of humor and are way too sensitive. They are also the most easily offended by funny takes on godly abodes and their Gods. I guess for that they must blame God. Once their sentiments are hurt, their acts are all acts of (their own) God. I hear that the buildings are relieved that this time the hurt didn't resort to karseva.
Oh, and thank you CJI, for destroying the possibility of any humor other than the one in which a hairy man dresses like a woman.
Sunday, September 23, 2018
The patriotic termites
In other news our defense minister Sitharaman is proud that the Indian army is decapitating enemies. An ordinary sane person may think that shooting and killing would suffice to protect the nation and the soldier's own self and his mates. One would also hope that soldiers would be put in such life threatening situations only very rarely and hopefully never at all.
Turns out that the defense minister knows better and that we must go further and be barbaric and cut heads off. Else, we wouldn't be doing enough. I pity the poor soldier, if any, who has been driven to such a state where in he/she has no compunction of decapitating the enemy soldier or terrorist. Such a soldier would need help.
Of course, our minister is sad that such cut heads are not being put on display for evidence. Cut heads and surgical strikes must be milked for votes and TV appearances after all.
I just can't understand how our ministers go back to their families after a typical day of disgraceful and detestable conduct.
Monday, September 10, 2018
Matter of faith!
All in the name of the great Lord Rama. Not sure if Rama was such a great leader, how he could be in favor of such a flagrant abuse of the rule of law.
His human followers, often the self-proclaimed patriots, clearly have no qualms.
The latest example of how we still talk of building the temple when what we must talk about is the abuse of the law: https://indianexpress.com/article/india/ayodhya-issue-supreme-court-is-ours-says-up-minister-ram-temple-5348897/
I suggest that instead of a temple, we make a monument that records in detail how the rule of law was abused on the day. Just the actual events. We should allow access to all the speeches that preceded the event, recordings of the event itself, all those who got killed for no rhyme or reason, and all those who have celebrated since and/or can't still stop celebrating. At least that way the future generations can judge for themselves. Hopefully, more of them than us will stand up for the rule of law.
Friday, September 07, 2018
Lynching is injurious to health
We should mandate that cinema theaters show these soon after sheeple are done standing for the national anthem. This looks like a good time to educate them on the harms of lynching, notwithstanding, for example, the often stated benefits of bovines saved as a result of humans being lynched.
Of course, given the awe inspiring talent at the top, GoI we will be able to come up with lines more interesting than "Lynching is Injurious to Health".
In the mean time, we should invest in bovine biometrics. Just like Aadhaar can find a lost child, so can BB find a lost bovine.
Thursday, December 01, 2016
Childish Interventions By The Justices
Do we really need to fake respect or force others to show their respect via childish interventions that can only instill disgust in one? How can playing the anthem increase love or respect? It is like saying that playing the song "Jab tak hain aakash mein chand aur sitare, salamat rahe maa baap hamre" will increase love and respect for parents. Worse, it will increase the longevity of parents. In light of their ruling, may be the justices should review their play list.
Finally, will the justices face the law if their judgement leads to ordinary folks being harassed by the self-proclaimed protectors of patriotism and nationalism that will result from this ruling (as has resulted earlier from such requirements)? Or may be the real gain in fake patriotism is worth the real pain and a more fractured and a less trusting society?
Over to the justices:
TO INSTILL “committed patriotism and nationalism”, the Supreme Court Wednesday ordered that “all the cinema halls in India shall play the national anthem before the feature film starts and all present in the hall are obliged to stand up to show respect to the national anthem” as a part of their “sacred obligation”. Discarding notions of “any different notion or the perception of individual rights”, a bench of Justices Dipak Misra and Amitava Roy added that the movie screen shall have the image of the national flag when the anthem is being played and that doors of the halls will remain shut during the anthem so that no disturbance is caused.
“The directions are issued, for love and respect for the motherland is reflected when one shows respect to the National Anthem as well as to the National Flag. That apart, it would instil the feeling within one, a sense committed patriotism and nationalism,” said the bench, giving 10 days for compliance with its direction.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Now the Supreme Court Takes On the Burden of Changing Behavior
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Play-national-anthem-in-all-cinemas-before-film-screening-Supreme-Court/articleshow/55701366.cms
"People now-a-days don't know how to sing national anthem and people must be taught. We must respect national anthem," says the court.
We the sheep need to be taught how to live the good life by the Modis, the Kejris, and now the courts.
Also, I suggest, that we play the names of all the great men that infest our legislature, judiciary, and the executive. Oh and do play the constitution, party manifestos, and such like. All things sacrosanct.
BTW, they must play all the above in restrooms too. That is where I spend a lot of my time.
Also, for all those in one of the three pillars of the Govt. the only song that must play 24x7 is the national anthem. Only then can we ensure that they will serve the nation and take pride in the same.
Keep reminding me of how I am the problem, lest I be reminded of how really inept you are!
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Blessed are we to have Narendra Modi as our prime minister
How lucky we are to have Mr. Naidu to help us billion see our blessings.
Read him at http://indianexpress.com/article/opinion/columns/demonetisation-effect-rbi-economy-gdp-4400464/.
The grand reasons for demonetization, unbeknownst to me up to now, leave me in great awe of my leader. I, sheep, have now found my shepherd.
Venkaiah Naidu and the outrageous hubris of our democratically elected:
But the long-term consequences and gains include ushering in a behavioural change at all levels of society. It is a part of the grand “cultural revolution” that the PM is working on. The entrenched old order needs to make way for a new normal. This cultural revolution, impinging on all walks of public and private life amounts to shaking up the system. It ranges from attending office on time, keeping working and living environments clean, accountability, transparency, technology adoption, innovation, etc.
I wonder what grand accomplishments of Naidu and his leader give them the nerve to even dream of orchestrating the said revolution. The first step of the so called revolution being an unprecedented heist of legit private property by the Govt.
So now the Modis and Kejris (odd-even) want to orchestrate behavioral change. Roads, water, electricity, and garibi hatao are passe.
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Demonetization
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Odd Even Rule
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Education bill faces opposition from school authorities
This is fcking crazy! Why do they want private schools to wind up?
The Govt. has a mint or what?The government is ready to make up for the fee shortfall caused by reservation. But schools say it may not be enough.
"Schools have no other source of income. So we will be forced to raise the fees by 40 per cent," said Sumer Singh, principal, Daley College.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Azad proposes 'late marriages' to curb population
Our rulers are still trying to curb population! What a pity.
Mallya calls prohibition 'farce', Modi govt snubs him
Very very well said by Mallya. In retort all the Govt. says is that Mallya should mind his own business. What jerks we have in the Govt! Can Mr. Jaynarayan Vyas (the Govt. spokesperson) give a better retort? He needs to remember that he lives on and spends tax payer money and is accountable for failed policies.